1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:02,502 Previously on Best Medicine... 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,504 Who am I to interfere? 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:05,505 If you don't want to interfere, 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:08,508 why did you renovate this entire office, 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,509 tell me that I have to dress like a dental hygienist? 6 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,911 - Michaud. - You can call me Savannah. 7 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:14,514 Your fox did give six of our townspeople the plague. 8 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:18,518 Yeah, well, you should admit that you actually care 9 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,752 about whoever it is that you care about. 10 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,521 You should pursue a therapy degree while you're in jail. 11 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,523 - What's this? - I found the love letter. 12 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,525 - Wasn't for you. - It was just always Louisa. 13 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,528 - Oh, come on! - Whoa, what's the rush? 14 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,529 Well, Martin and I, we are done. 15 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,166 Eden, you are an 11. 16 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,846 - Doc! Hey. - Morning, Mark. 17 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:50,550 Morning. Hey, so, funny thing happened a couple nights ago. 18 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:55,555 Well, not funny ha-ha. More like funny not-ha. 19 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,556 - Got it. - Like, unexpected. 20 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,657 Like, I didn't expect it. 21 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,559 Yeah, Mark, I know what unexpected means. 22 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,894 Like, I... 23 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,365 I was... 24 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,700 And then... 25 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,204 Mark, spit it out. 26 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:11,538 There's this kid who used to live 27 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,540 on my block named Rex who had six fingers. 28 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:14,541 - Can you imagine that? - No. 29 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:17,544 It was like, we'd play, like, Capture the Flag. 30 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:20,748 "Where you at, Rex?" And he'd be like, "Here." 31 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,553 What was that? Yeah, I'll be right there. 32 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,555 I gotta go, Doc. Police business. 33 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,557 Mark, you just made that sound with your mouth. 34 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:31,658 - No, Doc! - What are you doing? 35 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:32,725 - He's holding me up. - Who are you talking to? 36 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,562 - You know, I just-- - Who are you talking to? 37 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,580 Uh-huh. 38 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,534 Wanna go to the Salty Breeze? 39 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,204 - Yes. - Okay. 40 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:31,551 An omelet for Mr. Franklin and yogurt for the young lady. 41 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:35,555 I just love the flowers you have out. 42 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:36,789 You guys sprucing up for something? 43 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:40,560 Yes. We're zhuzhing things up because we got an anonymous tip 44 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:43,563 that Carson Macleish is coming. 45 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,897 Who's Carson Macleish? 46 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:48,568 Just the most important food critic at The New York Times. 47 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:49,769 - Fancy schmancy. - Ooh! 48 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,572 Tell us what he looks like, and we'll look out for him. 49 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,574 That's the thing. No one knows. 50 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,577 He lets you know he's coming, so you're on top of your game, 51 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:58,578 but he doesn't want you to know who he is 52 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,580 so you don't treat him any different. 53 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,482 He could be here right now. 54 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,483 Oh... 55 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,486 Uh, we know everyone who's here. 56 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,488 Well, maybe not now. 57 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,490 Oh! 58 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,493 George is a little tense. 59 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:19,499 Hey, just came to check on my guy. How's he doing? 60 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,633 Oh, not good. 61 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,503 You think breaking up with she-who-shall-not-be-named 62 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,505 - has got him down? - I don't know, 63 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,507 but he almost bit off my head this morning 64 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,509 when I told him that Parker brought in homemade cruffins. 65 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,344 - Oh. - Wait, did you hear? 66 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,512 - What? - I got an agent. 67 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,514 Oh, that's great! 68 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,516 I don't know. Somebody just emailed me back. 69 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,518 - She wants to represent me. - Wow! From New York? 70 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:41,521 New Hampshire. She's sending me an audition today. 71 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,523 Well, that's wonderful-- Hey, now. 72 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:46,159 Watch the toes there, boys. 73 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,397 Well, I see you've wasted no time. 74 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:51,531 Like she was never here. 75 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:52,900 And look! 76 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,538 Well, you will not find me crying 77 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,373 into my coffee mug, either. 78 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,541 As long as he's okay. 79 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,511 And how long has your back been bothering you, Miss... 80 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,179 I'm not giving you my name. 81 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,648 All right. 82 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,517 Uh, you won't be able to file for insurance unless-- 83 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,219 I'll pay out of pocket. 84 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,522 Okay, then. And your back, how long has it been-- 85 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:16,656 I had a stroke three months ago, 86 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:19,526 although I'm not sure what business that is of yours. 87 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:22,529 Just that I'm a doctor and you came to see me. 88 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,531 I came here to get a shot of cortisone. 89 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:25,532 Dear God, I had a stroke. 90 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,534 I lost use of my whole left side. 91 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:30,537 Some idiot physical therapist named Gretchen 92 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,539 got my movement partially restored. 93 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:35,408 I returned to work, and my back seized up. 94 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:36,543 And what is your line of work? 95 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:39,546 None of your beeswax, Doctor. 96 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:43,416 Fine. I'll put "Secret Agent 008." 97 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,551 Does that work? 98 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:47,554 I am a person with cash here for your services. 99 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:50,557 I just want a shot of cortisone. Good Lord. 100 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,560 These small-town doctors are just glorified veterinarians. 101 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,928 Mm-hmm. And what does that make you? 102 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:56,763 Ow! 103 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,565 Not amusing. 104 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:01,402 - I thought it was. - Shut up. 105 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,475 The next time I spend $200 on a cortisone shot, 106 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,477 it won't be for a quack like you. 107 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,478 It was truly not a pleasure, 108 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,481 and please let the door hit you on the way out. 109 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,283 Keep rolling. 110 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,653 Okay. Okay. 111 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,493 Martin. 112 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,494 What the heck was that all about? 113 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,997 No idea, but it was her fault. 114 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:35,135 - What do you want? - Nothing, just checking on you. 115 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,639 Oh, that's delicious. 116 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,009 No, it's not. 117 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,519 Just wanna make sure you were okay. 118 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,187 - I'm fine. Why should I care? - Oh, you don't care? 119 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,355 No, none of my business. 120 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,525 It's none of your business that you and Eden broke up? 121 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:03,129 Oh, I-- I thought you meant Louisa and, uh... 122 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:05,498 Oh. Oh! 123 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:08,502 Oh, I see. We're back there again. 124 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:10,637 That doesn't bother you? 125 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:13,974 No, not at all. I'm fine. Yeah. Never better, actually. 126 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,524 Why didn't you come see me sooner? 127 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,527 - Well, the new homeopath lady... - What new homeopath lady? 128 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:37,530 ...said a candle would burn all the wax right out. 129 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,532 Well, it almost burned off half your ear. 130 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,702 That's true. But she also says she could cure my bloating. 131 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:46,539 I can too. Stop eating dairy. You're lactose intolerant. 132 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,542 - But I love cheese. - You're ridiculous. 133 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,643 I can still hear, you know. 134 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,545 Why are you scribbling? There's nothing to scribble. 135 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:55,816 - He is ridiculous. - Still hearing. 136 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,521 Are you-- is this going in my permanent record? 137 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:03,556 Next knucklehead. 138 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:07,494 - Where is everyone? - You actually don't wanna know. 139 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,496 What's the matter, Quincy? Your gout acting up? 140 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:10,497 Oh, yeah, but that's not why I'm here. 141 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,499 Last night, the nature lady told me 142 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,501 to drink a quart of tart cherry juice 143 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,503 and to resolve my issues with my daughter-in-law. 144 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,505 Mm. My stomach is killing me. 145 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:20,507 Who is this nature lady, 146 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:21,741 and why would anyone go to her and not me? 147 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:26,112 - Gee, Doc, can't imagine. - Actually, you-- you know her. 148 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,514 I do? 149 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:30,250 Well, I didn't know how to tell you. 150 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,521 Oh, no, Irma. 151 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,523 At first it was fun, all the one-night stands 152 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:39,526 and one-day stands and one-car stands. 153 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,528 Those can get pretty rough on your back. 154 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,530 Maybe you need a different kind of girl, Mark. 155 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,532 That's what my mom says. 156 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,535 "A nice quality girl you could settle down with, 157 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,536 Marky, who lives close." 158 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:52,539 No more driving 50 miles for a cup of coffee. 159 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,606 I'm sure you can rig it on the app. 160 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:58,044 I did, I did. I just haven't found the one that... 161 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:58,878 Wait. 162 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,548 Hey, she's cute, and really close. 163 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,449 And I like that jumpsuit. 164 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,451 I feel like I know her. 165 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,453 Hey, maybe that's how it's supposed to feel, 166 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:08,454 like you already know each other. 167 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,456 - Oh, my. - What? 168 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:13,794 - Uh, Savannah? - Yeah? 169 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,133 Hi, Sheriff. 170 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,435 Hi. 171 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,496 The idiot who smuggled animals into the country 172 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,498 and gave us all bubonic plague? 173 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:54,500 - That's the one. - Doc, we got a problem. 174 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,502 I've got a cold. I'm all foggy. 175 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,503 I can't think. You've gotta help. 176 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,505 And we have a major food critic coming. 177 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,507 So what do you want me to do about it? 178 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,475 What's the best cold remedy? You gotta clear my head. 179 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,478 - Rest, fluids, time. - Don't have time! 180 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,780 I've been working for this my entire life. 181 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,482 A New York Times food critic coming to eat my food. 182 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,352 Can you think of anything else? 183 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:17,489 Abracadabra... 184 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,859 Poof! 185 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,028 There. You feel better now? 186 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:28,500 Now, Quincy, if anyone drank a quart of tart cherry juice, 187 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,501 it would give them a stomachache, okay? 188 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,503 Now, take an antacid, and if it's not better 189 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,873 in a few hours, come back and see me. 190 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,510 - Might I offer a suggestion? - No. 191 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,714 - I mean, for your benefit. - No. 192 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,514 You're a good doctor. 193 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,515 I don't need you to tell me that. 194 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,517 - But not a good listener. - Neither are you. 195 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,518 I just said I don't wanna hear it. 196 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:49,521 Sometimes all they need is to be heard. 197 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,523 - And comforted. - That's not my job. 198 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:54,526 And yours isn't to lecture me on bedside manners. 199 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,528 It's to monitor medical malfeasance. 200 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,730 So if it's okay with you, 201 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:01,400 I'm gonna go stop an ex-con lunatic from killing our town. 202 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,535 Cheerio. 203 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,539 Hey, what's wrong, Eeyore? 204 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,541 Get kicked out of the Garden of Eden? 205 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,845 - Glendon. - Eeyore. 206 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,546 You start your chemo yet? 207 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,949 Uh, no. Not yet. I mean... 208 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,550 Why not? 209 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,786 Well, it's none of your business. 210 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,554 Don't tell me you're as stupid as everyone else in this town. 211 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,556 I've been busy. I've got a lot to do. 212 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,559 You're not busy. You have testicular cancer. 213 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,562 Stop being a nitwit and start your treatment. 214 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,565 You're the one who needs treatment, Eeyore. 215 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,568 You know, Eden's better off without you. 216 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,370 Jeez. 217 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,577 Unbelievable. 218 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:48,614 Hey! Buddy, yes, okay, I'm happy I ran into you, 'cause I-- 219 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,583 I need to tell you the thing that I was trying to tell you 220 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,052 that I couldn't tell you. 221 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,154 So... 222 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,290 Okay. So... 223 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:02,229 I-- Okay. See, I... 224 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,496 - I-- See-- - Why don't you tell me 225 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,333 when your brain returns to your head, all right? 226 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,136 Yeah. Okay. 227 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,972 Yeah. Okay. 228 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,508 Oh, hey, Martin. You here for a trim? 229 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,510 I'm here for the quack in the back. 230 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,513 Hey! You gotta get in line if-- 231 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:24,516 if you wanna talk to the quack in the back. 232 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,518 And my stepmother never hugged me. 233 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,520 Never told me she loved me. 234 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,157 I've basically been alone my whole life. 235 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,491 That's horrible. 236 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,494 - I hear you. - I know. 237 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,530 - You. - Hey, get out! This is private! 238 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,532 Well, your pathetic little shot didn't do anything. 239 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,533 Yeah, it takes time. 240 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,535 Close those and wait your turn. 241 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,538 - Why aren't you in jail? - I did my time, 242 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,606 and I did as you suggested. 243 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,542 I studied, I took classes, and I got my degree. 244 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,344 In what? Quackery? 245 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,447 Naturopathy. I'm an N.D. 246 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,548 As in "not a doctor"? 247 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,550 Well, there's a whole line of people out there 248 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,552 who would beg to differ. 249 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,553 A line a lot longer than yours, 250 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,523 because she's an enlightened soul who cares. 251 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,524 Well, I just saw two of her patients, 252 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,526 and one of them nearly burnt his ear off. 253 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:11,198 Then he didn't do what I said! 254 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:15,534 Keep the poultice on and write down every demeaning thing 255 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,668 that monster said to you. 256 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,371 - The pain will release. - Yeah. Write down everything. 257 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,672 Mm-hmm. This is such a con. 258 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:24,543 I mean, why do you keep running scams in our town? 259 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,677 - It's not a scam. - Oh. 260 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,847 I want to make amends, and if I can offer something... 261 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:32,551 - Yeah, like fairy pollen? - Like listening and caring. 262 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,820 Which she does and you don't. 263 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,555 Yeah, because I'm an honest doctor, and she's a charlatan. 264 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,557 - Okay. - You can either leave town, 265 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,558 or I'm gonna call the sheriff. 266 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,561 - Oh. - Listen, you dunderhead. 267 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,000 What can I say, Doc? 268 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,568 I'm a natural-born healer. 269 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,104 It's a miracle! 270 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,579 I mean, it makes no sense. You don't have a stroke 271 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:01,580 and then walk three months later. 272 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,515 Well, maybe it was the shot that you gave her. 273 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,517 A steroid cannot reverse a stroke. 274 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,519 Okay, so maybe she just got better. 275 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,521 No, I'm telling you, they're running a scam. 276 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,523 Like, Savannah pretends she's a healer. 277 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,525 The woman pretends she can't walk 278 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,526 and then Savannah cures her, 279 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,263 and they all buy her tinctures and crystals. 280 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,530 So how would you prove that? 281 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,533 Well, I need to properly examine her 282 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,303 to prove she's a fake. 283 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,538 - Doc. - What? 284 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:30,542 You just took my blood with no problem at all. 285 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,278 Oh. 286 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,545 - I did. - I mean, 287 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,982 do you think maybe you're... 288 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,316 over it? 289 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,650 Maybe. Good. 290 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:42,554 Now we can get rid of that cruffin-baking pest, huh? 291 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,555 He's not that bad. 292 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,557 - Oh, you like him? - No, I just-- You know, 293 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,560 he did a good Professor Plum while we were playing Clue. 294 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,562 You played Clue with the man who reports on me 295 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,565 - to the Maine Medical Board? - Just once. 296 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,766 Yeah, it's a conflict of interest. 297 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,468 What was I supposed to do? He's my roommate's boyfriend. 298 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,569 Boyfriend-- 299 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,571 I am so sorry. 300 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,573 Savannah put me on a carrot juice diet. 301 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,177 I mean, what do I-- what do I do now? 302 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,487 - Hey, Sheriff Mark. - Hey, bud, what's up? 303 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,489 Can I ask you a question? 304 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,490 Not if I ask you first. 305 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,492 How do you ask out a girl? 306 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,494 Whoa! Have you come to the right man. 307 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,363 In fact, I was just thinking about it. 308 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,497 - Really? - Yeah, I was debating 309 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,500 if I should use Great-Uncle Alfonso's technique. 310 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,502 - What's that? - Okay, 311 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,503 so Great-Uncle Alfonso said 312 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,506 that when you first start talking to a girl, 313 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,508 never look her straight in the eye. 314 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,511 - Why? - 'Cause it creates mystery. 315 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,514 She senses something special's about to happen, right? 316 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,516 But she's just not sure what. 317 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,518 Then where do you look? 318 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,520 You look just above her eye. 319 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,522 Like, right at her hairline. 320 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,526 And then when she's off-kilter, you come in open and honest, 321 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,528 and you say exactly what's in your heart. 322 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,999 Exactly what's in your heart? 323 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,532 You know what? 324 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,535 I'll show you. Okay? Come with me. 325 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:07,206 Can we take your car and use the sirens? 326 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,507 Mmm... nah. 327 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,344 It's not too far. Let's just get our steps in. 328 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,513 Give me that! 329 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,516 Would you like some breadsticks, Carson Macleish? 330 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,518 - Huh? - I know you're Carson. 331 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,520 Our chef isn't feeling well. 332 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,522 Could you come back another time? 333 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,157 My name is Bob. 334 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,226 Oh. 335 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,527 What can I get ya? 336 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,529 Wait, wait, wait. Um, so, hold on. 337 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,531 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - So you actually thought 338 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,534 that the moon just got bigger and smaller each month? 339 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,537 Uh, I mean, I-- It-- I was ten, okay? 340 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,539 Still, that's... 341 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,542 Oh, you've never thought anything stupid? 342 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,577 Um, well, I mean, not unless you think 343 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,547 that believing in the Tooth Fairy till you're 35 is stupid. 344 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,551 - Did you really? - Mm-hmm. 345 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,558 Wow, that is so crazy. I mean, it-- 346 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,461 - It makes no sense. - Must be driving Martin nuts. 347 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,464 Well, everything drives Martin nuts. 348 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:08,467 - Um, what do you mean? - He's such a grump! 349 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,768 - Hmm. - Honestly, I can't tell if 350 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,472 it's social awkwardness or he's just good old-fashioned mean. 351 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,773 Awkward. You know, he's sweet underneath. 352 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:18,477 I'll take your word for it. Sure wasn't sweet as a teacher. 353 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,478 Wait, what? 354 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,447 Oh, he was my teacher in med school, 355 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,481 uh, what, ten years ago? 356 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,484 Um, why didn't you tell me? 357 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,120 I don't know. I just guess it never came up. 358 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,255 Did you tell him? 359 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,491 I mean, I just kept waiting for him to recognize me. 360 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,725 - Oh. - Honestly, I'm not surprised. 361 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,395 He-- he-- I doubt he would have recognized me back then. 362 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,463 He never knew any of our names. 363 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,832 I mean, God forbid you made a mistake, it was... 364 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,637 Wow. So, um, wait, did-- did you come here to, um... 365 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,506 I mean, this isn't gonna affect your... 366 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,308 - My review? - Yeah. 367 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,143 No. No, of course not. 368 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,512 Yeah. 369 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,517 Do you think Savannah could get rid of my headaches? 370 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,519 - And my eczema? - And my arthritis? 371 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,156 Why not? She made me walk. 372 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,491 Don't eat that... Carson. 373 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,494 - What? - I know you're Carson. 374 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,496 Please come back tomorrow. 375 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,498 My name is Fred. 376 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:17,503 You have your own miracle worker right here in Port Wenn. 377 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,505 Each of you must see her. 378 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,040 Of course you would say that. 379 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:22,841 Can you squat? 380 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,011 - Like a catcher. - Mm-hmm. 381 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,514 Now, push your leg against my hand now. 382 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,516 You should go see her too, Doctor. 383 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,519 Perhaps she could cure your dreadful personality. 384 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,521 Well, she hasn't cured yours. 385 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,523 Mm-mm. I knew it. There's no way you could have limb strength 386 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,525 like that three months after a stroke, 387 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,527 no matter what nonsense she rubbed on you. 388 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,529 You and Savannah are running a scam. 389 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,532 You couldn't be more wrong, Dr. Quackenbush. 390 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,534 Then give me the number of your doctor 391 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,537 so I can talk to them about your "stroke." 392 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,539 - I can't. - Why not? 393 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,541 - He's on a trek in the Andes. - Ha! 394 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,145 I'm calling the sheriff right now. 395 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,481 Wait! Get back here! 396 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,512 Georgie! The food critic's here at the bar! 397 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,514 I saw "CM" monogrammed on his sleeve. 398 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,516 It's definitely him. 399 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,517 What-- 400 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,253 - Oh, Lord. - What? 401 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,522 - Sweet Lord. - What? 402 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,792 I can't taste anything. 403 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,428 Oh, no. 404 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,532 Wearing this to audition, is it too much? 405 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,733 No. Shows commitment. 406 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,536 Good. It's my first time, so I wanna make an impression. 407 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,439 All right. 408 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,641 And... 409 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,443 Other crayons are fun, 410 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,446 but only Playtime Pastels glow in the dark 411 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,448 and show up even when the lights are off. 412 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,450 - Nailing it. - The only thing more fun than 413 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:15,454 a Playtime Pastel is a Playtime Pastel 414 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,456 with a special friend. 415 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,125 Sorry, um... 416 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,461 "Where you can highlight your fun zones 417 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,463 for your playmate to see." 418 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,464 "And in places where they can't." 419 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,467 - Oh. Um, Elaine, I, um-- - What? 420 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:32,103 I think these might be adult crayons, 421 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,140 like, um, for sex. 422 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,475 What? No. 423 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:40,479 "With colors like Big Banana, Red Hot Mama, and Tickled Pink." 424 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,482 Oh, my God, these are sex crayons! 425 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,483 What kind of an audition is this? 426 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,486 What in the hell is going on here? 427 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,289 Nothing! Parker's just... 428 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,490 helping me with an audition. 429 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,491 And you're monitoring me? 430 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,493 Well, you didn't have any patients, so... 431 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,496 Dr. Best. 432 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,497 - It's fun zones. - Yeah. 433 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,499 - That's what does it. - I'll be right back. 434 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,502 I have to go. Elaine, take off the crayon costume-- 435 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,504 words that should never have to come out of my mouth-- 436 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,507 and stop fraternizing with the enemy. 437 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,544 - The enemy? Me? I was just-- - And no more cruffins! 438 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,518 Do you wanna just take it from the top? 439 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,519 - Yeah. - Okay, great. 440 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,192 Hey. 441 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,829 You know the Finnish lawn game Mölkky? 442 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,531 I'm starting a league. 443 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,534 - Wanna join? - Clark! Stop being weird. 444 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,537 Hi, welcome to the Salty Breeze. 445 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,540 You're gonna have the best meal you've ever had in your life. 446 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,542 - Amazing. - We want you to be as happy 447 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,545 - as humanly possible. - Okay. It's a little much. 448 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:50,549 The thing is, this is our pre-dinner post-prandial pause. 449 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,650 Our kitchen's closed. 450 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,553 Would you care for another cocktail while you wait? 451 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,555 - Sure. - On the house. 452 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,556 Even better. 453 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,558 Whatever he wants. 454 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,560 - Where's George? - Dr. Best! 455 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,530 One of our biggest fans. He eats here every day. 456 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:07,334 Could you-- could you-- Martin... 457 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,536 - You gotta help, Doc. Now. - What happened? 458 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:13,539 I can't taste, like, anything! My mouth is numb. 459 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,541 - Numb? - Tingly. Numb. Weird. Numb! 460 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,544 And the food critic is at the bar waiting to be served. 461 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,546 I cannot serve food I haven't tasted, Doc. I cannot. 462 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,548 - Take it easy. - Don't tell us to take it easy! 463 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,550 It sounds like an allergic reaction. 464 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,551 Did you eat anything unusual? 465 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,553 - No! - The tincture from Savannah. 466 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,555 Please tell me you're joking. 467 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:32,558 We were desperate. You wouldn't help. 468 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,561 - I have a cold! - And she has a criminal record. 469 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:38,230 - Just show me the tincture. - Here. 470 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:42,568 No ingredients, brilliant. This woman's a menace! 471 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,570 So, what do we do? 472 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:45,571 It'll wear off eventually. 473 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,574 Eventually? He's at the bar! 474 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,643 You're not listening to us! 475 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:55,581 Okay, fine. I'll go find out what's in it. 476 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,582 Maybe something can counteract it. 477 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,585 Actually, I have an idea. 478 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:00,586 - What is it? - Ooh. 479 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:03,456 You'll think it's bad, but it's good. 480 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,459 This is gonna be bad. 481 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:19,505 You, Ronnie. 482 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:22,642 Get a haircut now, or you're out. Come on. 483 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,513 Oh, hi, Mark. Are you here for a touch-up? 484 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,515 Nope, actually here to see-- 485 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:35,487 I just unlocked your body's natural healing instinct. 486 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,522 I really felt it. 487 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,523 - Yeah? - Thank you. 488 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,190 - Of course. Of course. - Yes. Thank you. 489 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,191 All right, who's next? 490 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,527 Uh, actually, I just need you for a minute. 491 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,430 No! No. No. I told you, Sheriff, I-- 492 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,698 I take my time. 493 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,302 Savannah... 494 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,539 Sorry, is there something on my forehead? 495 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,707 You're really smart and really cute. 496 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,544 You did kind of freak me out a little bit last year 497 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,546 when you gave us all the bubonic plague, 498 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,449 but you're mature, and you wanna make amends. 499 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,151 I really dig that. 500 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:09,521 Do you wanna get ice cream with me sometime? 501 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,027 Yes. 502 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,228 I would love to. 503 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,530 Great! 504 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,534 Great. 505 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:23,869 Thank you. 506 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:27,539 Mark, I don't know why, as our only law enforcement officer, 507 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,541 you don't feel the need to pick up the phone, 508 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:32,544 but Savannah and the person she made walk 509 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,547 - are committing fraud, so I-- - Martin? Martin! 510 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,549 I've been looking for you. Hi. Um... 511 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,552 - Hi. - I have something to tell you. 512 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,388 It's, uh-- it's about Parker. 513 00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:45,090 Um, um, it's kinda weird, so I-- 514 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,558 Yes, it is. 515 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,560 - You-- you know? - Yes, I-- 516 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,561 - That he was your student? - Wait, what? What? 517 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:52,564 In med school. I-- I just found out. 518 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:53,565 Parker was a student of mine? 519 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:57,102 - Why didn't he tell me? - Um, I'm... 520 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,570 not sure, so... 521 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,572 - Wh-- why are you telling me? - Well, I just-- 522 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:04,510 I just wanted you to have all the facts, so. 523 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:05,511 Goodbye. Yeah. 524 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,512 Wait, wait. What facts? 525 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,514 What did he say about me back then? 526 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:12,250 - Nothing. Nothing. - No, tell me. 527 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:16,422 I want the, uh... feedback. 528 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,525 Well, um, they said that you were-- 529 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:20,526 Okay, this is him talking, not me. 530 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,295 - No, I know, I know, I know. - Um... 531 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:27,432 They said you were, um... 532 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:28,534 not a good listener. 533 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:31,269 Uh, hard to talk to. 534 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,539 Didn't enjoy... 535 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,540 people. 536 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,542 Mmm. So he came here to give me a bad review? 537 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:40,546 No! No, he's going to be fair. I know that. He's a good man. 538 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,548 I just-- I just know how important this review is 539 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,650 to get you off probation, and I thought if you knew this, 540 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,552 that when you were around him, you might try 541 00:24:46,553 --> 00:24:49,555 to be a little, uh... 542 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:50,823 Nicer. 543 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:53,159 Yeah. 544 00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,565 I saw you kiss him. 545 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,067 What? 546 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:04,804 By the hedge over there. 547 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:09,341 Oh. 548 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:12,477 What do you like about him? 549 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,648 - Martin. - No, I just-- 550 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:19,484 I just wanna know. I mean, what do you like about him? 551 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:23,488 I-- I don't know. I-- I mean, he's, um... 552 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:26,491 I feel like I can talk to him about anything. 553 00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:29,596 And, um, he has four sisters, so he's... 554 00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:32,497 - good with his emotions. - Mm-hmm. 555 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:34,499 So he's easy to talk to, 556 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,501 he's a good listener, 557 00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:38,170 and he's a people person. 558 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,673 Hmm. 559 00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:42,875 Yeah. 560 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,511 Well, um... 561 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:50,016 Thanks. I'm just gonna... 562 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:30,255 Get' em, buddy. You got this. 563 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:36,527 Sorry, I'm gonna take-- Sorry. 564 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,235 Wait, what? 565 00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:49,275 Harley? Oh, no, this is gonna be brutal. 566 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:53,412 - Harley? - What? 567 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,549 Is there something on my forehead? 568 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,551 You're really smart, really cute... 569 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,453 - What's happening? - I don't know. 570 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,389 ...really mature for your age. 571 00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:05,456 Uh, I-- I mean, my age. 572 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,458 What age is that? Five? 573 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,459 - No, nine. - Oh. 574 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,594 I really dig you. 575 00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:13,299 Would you like to get ice cream with me sometime? 576 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,473 No, that's crazy. 577 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,709 What, you gonna bring your teddy bear? 578 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:26,477 - No, I'd leave him at home. - I'd feel like your mom. 579 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,479 - Age is just a number. - Facts. 580 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,481 What? Kid's got guts. 581 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,450 - Gotta give him that. - It's true. 582 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:33,584 Sorry, Tiny Tim. 583 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:36,756 But let me know when you're my height. You're funny. 584 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,491 Hmm. My name's Peter. 585 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,602 Just get in here. 586 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,504 The last time I had to be this hush-hush, 587 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,507 my cousin ended up in the East River. 588 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,608 Where's the other annoying guy? 589 00:27:57,609 --> 00:28:00,511 Upstairs. But I need to speak to you first. 590 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,481 He took some meds and lost his sense of taste. 591 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:05,483 But we got Carson McLeish out there right now-- 592 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:08,353 - Carson McLeish? - Shh! Ahh! 593 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,487 You want me to cook for 594 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,489 - Carson McLeish? - No, George will. 595 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,491 But you need to assist. Be the taster. 596 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:15,493 All you have to do is taste what he cooks 597 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:18,496 - and make sure it's great. - Wait a second. 598 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,498 So you admit I'm an excellent cook 599 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:22,500 with Ferrari-level taste buds 600 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:25,503 that you entrust with your entire business? 601 00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:27,172 Do you want the 500 clams or not? 602 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:28,506 Lead the way, grandma. 603 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:30,508 Wait. I'm glad to see 604 00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:33,444 you aren't repeating yourself anymore, Gina. 605 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:34,512 Well, what do you know? 606 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,514 I get away from you two ding-dongs, 607 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:39,651 and all of a sudden, poof, stress gone. 608 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,520 Hell no! 609 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:43,721 - We need her. - Absolutely not! 610 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:47,458 This devil woman is not about to step foot in my kitchen. 611 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:48,526 Too late, Chef Boyardee. 612 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,528 You're the chef, George. She's the taster. 613 00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:54,199 Unless your taste has returned, we need her. 614 00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:03,209 I think that was a yes. 615 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:06,711 - Well, look who it is. - Ugh. 616 00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:10,481 You have got to stop doing that, okay? This is a safe space. 617 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,483 Yeah, more like a den of thieves. 618 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,485 Just tell me what you gave George. 619 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:17,488 - None of your beeswax. - Mmm. She also says "beeswax." 620 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,490 You're in it together. I knew it. 621 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:21,659 Many distinguished individuals say "beeswax." 622 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,494 Okay, for now, just tell me what you gave George 623 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:26,431 so I can stop worrying about his taste buds. 624 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,498 What happened to his taste buds? 625 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,500 You gave him something, and now he can't taste, 626 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,502 which is, you know, bad for a chef. 627 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:32,503 Okay. 628 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,505 Listen, Mr. Grumpy Pants. 629 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:38,509 I gave him over-the-counter zinc. Okay? 630 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,511 Maybe he took too much. It'll wear off. 631 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:41,679 Yeah, I've also got a guy who stopped taking 632 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,515 his gout medication and a woman who's orange. 633 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:45,616 Sooner or later, you're gonna hurt someone. 634 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,519 And you're her accomplice. You're both going to jail. 635 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,521 Oh, please. 636 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:53,524 - Come here, Dr. Demento. - Gotta go with her. 637 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:54,625 - I'm gonna tell you a secret. - Uh-huh. 638 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,528 You can't tell anybody. Doctor-patient confidentiality. 639 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,530 If you do, I'll have you arrested. 640 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:02,100 Mmm, that's not how it works. But, what? 641 00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:07,538 I am Carson McLeish, the great food critic. 642 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:10,541 I need to remain anonymous for my work. 643 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,543 - I did have a stroke. - Mm-hmm. 644 00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:14,545 I never met this woman before in my life, 645 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:17,616 and she did cure me. And-- 646 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:20,551 Oh, yeah, is this part of the act? 647 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:21,552 No! No, there's no act. 648 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:28,559 No. No, no! No! I want Savannah. 649 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,129 She's the only one who could help. 650 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,665 Let's see it, Miracle Lady. 651 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,436 Okay. Okay. 652 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,471 It's life, man. 653 00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,340 You put your heart out there, 654 00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:43,574 and people step on it. 655 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:46,577 - They were laughing at me. - 'Cause they're jerks. 656 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:49,580 It's not their fault, though. They're just teenagers. 657 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,582 I just asked her to get ice cream. 658 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,585 And you killed it, dude. I'm telling you. 659 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,588 My Great-Uncle Alfonso would've been so proud. 660 00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:02,493 He would've said, "Hey, you keep putting your heart out there, 661 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:03,794 papito, no matter 'gwah.'" 662 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:07,498 Because, because, if you keep putting your heart out there, 663 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:11,469 open and honest like that, and someone steps on it, 664 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:12,503 it just gets stronger. 665 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:14,505 So when you finally hand it 666 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,508 to the right person at the right time, 667 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:21,379 I'm telling you, dude, she's gonna look at you in the eye-- 668 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,513 or right above the eye-- 669 00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:24,515 and hand you her heart, 670 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,517 'cause she knows then 671 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:29,520 that you're strong enough to hold her heart. 672 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:33,524 So I guess we have to be totally honest 673 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:36,028 with the people we care about. 674 00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:38,697 No matter "gwah." 675 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,166 Wait. 676 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:44,370 Even if it's something that might make them mad? 677 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,305 Yep. Even then. 678 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,540 No matter "gwah." 679 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:53,245 Hey. You're very smart for a nine-year-old. 680 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,547 Hey, you wanna get some ice cream? 681 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:59,085 - You bet! Let's go. - Yes. 682 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:01,852 I'll be right back! 683 00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:05,523 Yeah, I just gotta tell the doc one thing first. 684 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,525 You gotta help me. 685 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,528 I have no idea what I did to make her walk. 686 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,531 You're right, okay? I'm a fraud. 687 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:14,732 I took one class in prison, 688 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:18,069 and I have no clue what the lady was talking about. 689 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:18,903 She was insane. 690 00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:21,073 She kept doing this gesture, like... 691 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:24,875 - What does that mean? - No clue. 692 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:27,545 Okay, but you gotta help me before these people 693 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:28,546 turn on me like a pack of wild dogs. 694 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,548 Wait, so she's not in on it with you? 695 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:33,551 What? No, I've never seen her before in my life. 696 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:34,552 And her doctor was really in the Andes? 697 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,554 Do I look like her doctor's travel agent? 698 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,556 What did you put on her back? 699 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,758 I don't know, like, basil and oregano? 700 00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:45,563 Well, whatever temporarily made her walk has obviously worn off, 701 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,565 and I have no idea what's going on. 702 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:48,633 Well, what do I do? 703 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,535 First, you go back in there and you tell everyone 704 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:51,736 you have no idea what you're doing. 705 00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:54,106 Then leave Port Wenn before you seriously hurt someone. 706 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,575 How about I do just the "leave Port Wenn" part? 707 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,577 - Fine by me. - Okay. Good talk. 708 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,547 - High five? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. No. 709 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,627 - What? - Nothing. 710 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,496 Just thought you might wanna finish up 711 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,498 the conversation we started. 712 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:24,070 - Funny, I don't. - Yeah, you do. 713 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,242 I'm not a people person. 714 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,511 And there's nothing wrong with that. 715 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,512 I agree. 716 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,148 Unless you want to, you know, 717 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:38,516 be around people. 718 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:41,319 Well, maybe some people. 719 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,355 Hmm, like Louisa. 720 00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:47,525 Is that what you want? 721 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,295 If it is... 722 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:52,530 I haven't been doing a very good job of it, have I? 723 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:54,433 I can confirm that. 724 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:59,537 Tell you what, let me buy you a lobster roll, huh? Come on. 725 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:02,507 I'll even let you order fries. 726 00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,176 Hmm, my lucky day. 727 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:12,517 Now for the brown butter, lemon, and caper sauce. 728 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:13,551 Oh, it smells like a narcotic. 729 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:17,155 You wanna talk narcotics? 'Cause my cousin Joey-- 730 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,189 Not now, Lady Scarface. 731 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,525 I'm just saying, he didn't know that guy was a cop. 732 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:23,362 I cannot believe that I'm saying this, but... 733 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:26,898 taste. 734 00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:36,374 - Mmm! Oh, my goodness. - Really? 735 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:38,544 - Mmm! - Hmm, more lemon. 736 00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:41,546 - You swear? - On my mother's monobrow. 737 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:44,683 It's a hair too sweet. You need the acid. 738 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:55,194 Oh, my gosh. 739 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:58,229 - She's right. - She better be. 740 00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,330 Mmm! 741 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:05,035 And here we have my world-famous Scallop Grenobloise. 742 00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,204 Wow. 743 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:15,247 Mmm. 744 00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:17,082 Mmm! 745 00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:20,251 Scallopy. 746 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,519 Uh-huh. 747 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,521 "Scallopy." That's not a word. 748 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,523 Shh. He can say whatever he likes. 749 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,525 He's the food critic from The New York Times. 750 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:29,527 - What? - Hmm, no, I'm not. 751 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,528 I'm a dentist from Bangor. 752 00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:31,629 - What? - Are you friggin' kidding me? 753 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,532 Your monogram says "C.M." You're Carson Macleish. 754 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:37,535 Carl Mooney. My wife just gave me this for my 50th. 755 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:38,937 Then who's... 756 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:43,107 - Nope, not me. Bye now. - Oh! 757 00:35:43,108 --> 00:35:44,041 Come back! 758 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,543 You haven't tried the Scallop Grenobloise! 759 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:47,545 Oh, I will drag her right back here. 760 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:51,549 - What's the matter? - My eyes! I can't see! 761 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,118 I'm going blind! 762 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:57,389 How many fingers? 763 00:35:57,556 --> 00:36:01,058 Three? Two? Stop moving them around. 764 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,460 You. Come here. 765 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:05,463 - What color is this? - Uh, faded pink. 766 00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:07,599 It's bright red. Thank you. 767 00:36:10,469 --> 00:36:12,470 - You have MOGAD. - Mo-what? 768 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:14,472 You're just making up words. 769 00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:15,606 - Doc, here you go. - Thanks. 770 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,475 MOGAD. It's an autoimmune disorder that can appear 771 00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:19,610 like a stroke and cause optic nerve damage. 772 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:22,480 Why didn't my doctor in New York figure this out? 773 00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:23,481 It's unbelievably rare. 774 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:25,483 I mean, I've never seen it before. 775 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:29,487 You walked because of the shot I gave you, not Savannah. 776 00:36:29,488 --> 00:36:30,488 I don't understand what you're saying. 777 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,490 I have to live with this disorder? 778 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,492 Yes, but it's manageable. 779 00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:35,493 I'm gonna give you a shot now 780 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:36,494 that'll get you walking and seeing. 781 00:36:36,495 --> 00:36:37,662 I want your doctor in New York to call me, 782 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:40,498 and with some PT and meds, you're gonna be fine. 783 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:43,501 So you actually are Carson Macleish, 784 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:44,502 the famous food critic. 785 00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:47,539 Absolutely no idea what you're talking about. 786 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,508 Just try the scallops. Please. 787 00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:53,511 The whack job can actually make a really nice dish. 788 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:55,212 I am-- 789 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,514 Yes. 790 00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:58,517 Isn't that your job? 791 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:01,520 Fine. 792 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:05,022 It's Mark. He needs backup at Irma's. 793 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:06,190 What? 794 00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:07,726 Irma's? 795 00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:12,497 So, about that review... 796 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,164 I'm not Carson Macleish! 797 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,400 So that's a no... 798 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:20,505 - You almost burned my ear off! - And I'm still orange! 799 00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:22,407 - And you brought back my gout! - I don't-- 800 00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:26,644 Okay, everyone calm down. 801 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:29,847 Hey, everyone, hey, hey! Everyone, calm down. Calm down. 802 00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:34,385 Okay, this little lady's just trying to go on a date tonight. 803 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,520 Oh, uh, no, no, no. 804 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:36,754 Sorry, Mark, but, um, I gotta go. 805 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:40,525 - Go? What do you mean, go? - She's a con artist, Mark. 806 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:43,528 She didn't make that woman walk. Doc did. 807 00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,262 - Is that true? - Well, 808 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,531 I didn't wanna hurt anybody. 809 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:47,532 People were only coming to me 810 00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:50,535 because he wasn't listening to anyone. 811 00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:51,536 You know, if you were a little nicer, 812 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:52,537 if you spent a little bit more time 813 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:53,538 showing people that you care, 814 00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:55,540 none of this would have happened. 815 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,743 You made me possible. 816 00:37:58,544 --> 00:38:00,545 Well, what about me? Is that fake, too? 817 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:02,447 Like, am I just another one of your scams? 818 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:05,450 No, Mark. You seem like a really nice guy. 819 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:12,457 Wait. 820 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,525 Oh! Oh, Marky! Mark! 821 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:19,464 We got an all-points bulletin. Savannah broke parole. 822 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,767 She's wanted by the state police. 823 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,480 This is kind of hot, though, right? 824 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:41,486 Right here, in the back seat. 825 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,054 Okay. 826 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:52,497 Listen, Doc, the thing I've been trying 827 00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:55,634 - to tell you all day is... - Mm-hmm? 828 00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:58,503 I sorta did it with Eden. 829 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:01,506 And when I say "sorta," I mean we did it. 830 00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,474 Right as she was leaving town. 831 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:06,477 A little horizontal rumba, and then vertical. 832 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:08,479 And actually, at one point, diagonal. 833 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:13,484 But I know that it hurt me when you smooched Louisa, 834 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,486 but I just want you to know that I know 835 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,488 that this hurts you so much more, I'm sure. 836 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:21,492 So I'm sorry, buddy. I really am sorry. 837 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:24,195 I just felt like I needed to be open and honest. 838 00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:26,498 A nine-year-old taught me that. 839 00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:31,502 - Diagonal? - No need to dwell. 840 00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:33,303 - Hmm. - You think we'll be able 841 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:34,338 to get past this? 842 00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:35,673 - I am open to counseling. - Yeah, no, I do. I do. 843 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:38,509 Uh, look, I'm glad you felt you could talk to me. 844 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:41,178 Well, I didn't, but I had to, anyways. 845 00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:42,147 Ah. 846 00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:44,515 Hey, Mark? 847 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:47,686 Do you think we could get ice cream on the way to prison? 848 00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:51,457 I'm gonna get you one cone. 849 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,525 Oh, their first date. 850 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:57,361 Well, the next will be in five to ten years, so. 851 00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,531 Hey, what happened with your commercial? 852 00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:02,533 - Oh, I booked it! - Oh! 853 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:05,402 Congratulations! 854 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,538 I'm Tickled Pink. 855 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:08,707 Hey, Martin. 856 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,541 You did good. 857 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:13,544 No, I didn't. She's right. 858 00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:16,547 I told you I'm not a people person, but... 859 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,549 unfortunately, I do treat people. 860 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,251 Martin... 861 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,574 Oh, no. 862 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:44,575 Eeyore, what now? 863 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:47,444 What, you wanna call me a nitwit again? 864 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,547 No. 865 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:57,187 Why are you delaying your chemo? 866 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:58,289 Really. 867 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,527 I told you. I'm busy. 868 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:04,062 Now tell me the real reason. 869 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:08,600 I am listening. 870 00:41:11,537 --> 00:41:13,271 Who wants to lose all his hair? 871 00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:17,943 And get sick all alone? 872 00:41:18,544 --> 00:41:22,547 My-- my kid's headin' to college. 873 00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:24,449 And, uh, my wife... 874 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:28,954 well, it didn't work out so well. 875 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,557 It's just gonna be me, 876 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:35,560 throwing up and bald in the house. 877 00:41:35,561 --> 00:41:38,329 A house I spent years building... 878 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,331 for my family. 879 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,401 They're all gone. 880 00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:47,906 Sounds fun, right? 881 00:41:50,475 --> 00:41:51,509 Sounds hard. 882 00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:54,780 But, um... 883 00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:57,148 Look. 884 00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:01,953 I will be here... 885 00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:04,322 for you... 886 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,092 should you need me. 887 00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:11,196 Wow. 888 00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:14,198 That couldn't have been easy for you. 889 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:15,165 No. 890 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:17,703 I felt a little nauseous as I was saying it. 891 00:42:23,508 --> 00:42:25,010 Yeah, well... 892 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:29,047 I'll-- I'll make the chemo appointment. 893 00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:32,383 Okay. 894 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,521 But you're still an ass, Eeyore. 895 00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:39,523 Got that right, nitwit. 896 00:42:46,531 --> 00:42:48,233 Got that right.